Why the hell is no one online? I've just finished my hp_wankfest piece (which DESPERATELY) needs a beta, and possibly a spanking for good measure, and I'm incredibly close to done on my rs_games piece, too! Never has such accomplishment come so quickly, fic-wise, and I've got real-live porn and everything, and... no one to beta. No one to read and say to me calmly, No, Kirby, you're not crazy, this is just fine. Put a comma here.
Or, alternatively, Yes, Kirby, you're crazy. These characters would never do that, and this plot makes no sense and your descriptions are overdone and confusing and also you've misused eighty billion semicolons, go die now.