Things I am doing instead of my homework:

-Porn. Mountains of it.
-Playing the mandolin.
-Browsing knitting patterns I don't have time to actually knit
-Writing my memoirs.
-Stealing my roommate's jellybeans.
-Researching a Grateful Dead song in relation to an older song about a union scab.
-Solitaire.
-Staring at AIM, waiting for someone to come online and talk to me.
-Refreshing my email every two minutes.
-Sorting and labeling my books.